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The branding with 98,137,610,226,945,526,221,323,127,451,938,506,431,029, 735,326,490,840,972,261,848,186,538,906,070,058,088,365,083,852,800,000,000,000 variations

There is a lovely description of the thinking behind Pentagram's new identity for Saks Fifth Avenue over on the Pentagram blog.

The Poisioned Chalice

The design agency Christmas card is probably the toughest brief there is.

We normally do pretty well. Last years was especially popular. I was going to photograph all our Christmas cards over the years but I can't be arsed. Sorry, it's the end of the year.

This is this years. Do you like it?

We worried a little bit about the un-environmentally-friendly-ness of a Christmas card but seeing as we are a design company that does a lot of print we feel it's important to showcase out talents. But this card does have an environmental twist.

In the true spirit of Reduce Reuse Recycle all the cards were printed on samples of paper we had left over in the office, hence the different colours. We simply send loads of sheets down to the printer and they printed and folded the cards for us.

Here's my favourite card of the year. It's from Mike at Reed Words.

Great isn't it? Simple, unpretentious and very clever. And it looks great on the mantelpiece.

Did you get any nicely designed Christmas cards this year?

Winner of the Noisy Decent Graphics Christmas Giveaway

Thank you all very much for your brilliant suggestions. I really didn't think I'd get so many interesting responses.

In the end it was a close call between Alex's skateboarding photo, Luis' Texaco station, Oakie's photo essay and Barry's 500 statues. Barry A. Smith wins.

There's no big thinking here, I just like idea of Barry photographing 500 statues. Barry is a designer in Chicago and you can see more of his work here. It's worth a look.

Barry send me an email and I'll send you the Flickr gift activation code.

The Howies Effect?

Probably not if you read this.

 

Annual 2006

Remember annuals? We've just finished our annual and you can download it here.

I'd be interested to know what you think of it.

2006? Check.

I don't often talk about running a design consultancy, so this post is a little treat if you're into that kinda stuff.

We wrote our last cheque last week.

Over the last 3 months we've slowly been phasing out cheques and getting everyone set up so that we can pay people, suppliers and Gordon Brown's buddies by bank transfer. It's more complicated than you might think, especially if you use a Mac. Banks don't like Macs, as a rule.

So as from last week, no more cheques. That's it. If you want a cheque, you can't have one. Bank transfers? No problem. Cheques? Nope.

We've done this for 4 main reasons:

1. It's easier to automate a payment than find the bloody cheque book.

2. It's environmentally friendly.

3. It's easier to trace payments.

4. It's 2006 for God's sake.

Nelson's changing height and other stories

I met a fascinating man at a dinner this week. He was a planner, but not that sort, more a town planner. He had loads of interesting stories and I thought I'd jot them down here. They may come in handy one day.

1. He was on the client side for the pitch for the design of the DLR. Pentagram pitched and one of their team was Phil Carter who now runs Carter Wong Tomlin.

2. Most big architects get their juniors to design the buildings and then they do those wacky sketches afterwards.

3. Until recently there were loads of different official heights for Nelson's Column. He's involved with this sort of Government thing and so recently he's corrected this and there is now one official height, although I can't remember what it is. It's on the plaque at the bottom though.

4. For the Queen's Silver Jubilee he wanted to pedestrianise Leicester Sq (which they did), Trafalgar Sq (which they've just done) and Parliament Sq (which they haven't done yet).

5. In the early 70's they wanted to make part of Piccadilly a bus lane. The Ritz complained that it would take too long for their guests to cross the road from their chauffeur driven Rolls', bearing in mind there would be 40 buses a minute "thundering" down the bus lane.

This guy proved that it would take an old dowager 30 seconds to cross the road, including enough time for a walking stick induced wobble and a man with an umbrella to appear. The buses "thundered" by every 90 seconds and therefore the Ritz lost and the bus lane was built.

6. Lots and lots of interesting stories about Ken.

Sorry

Thought I could hold off, but I can't.

Richard at Ace Jet 170 has lots and lots of great pictures from the Fletcher exhibition.

Noisy Decent Graphics Christmas Giveaway

Seeing as this is official sentimental day on Noisy Decent Graphics I thought I'd give you lot a Christmas present.

I've been thinking about writing an end of year review of NDG. A 10 best posts or something. But that's so fucking vain. So instead I thought I'd give you a present. I nearly bought you some books, but it didn't seem right for a blog. So instead here's a Web 2.0 gift.

Here at Noisy Decent Graphics we are giving away a Flickr Pro account. Yes, one lucky listener will be given a special Christmas gift worth $24.95. I've been using Flickr for the last couple of months and I've really enjoyed it. There aren't enough graphic designers blogging so I'd really like to give you a Typepad blog but they don't have such a neat online gift system. So a Flickr account it is.

How do you win? Simple. In the comments below you must do one simple thing.

1) Tell me what your first photograph on Flickr will be.

Competition closes Sunday 17th December at midnight. I'll decide who wins. Noisy Decent Graphics is not a democracy.

Today is a very important day in my life.

I wasn't sure whether to talk about this, but the point of this blog is to talk about design and what it's like to be a practicing graphic designer. This post falls under that remit.

In 1998 I was young Art Director at a now defunct ad agency. We had a fairly standard artworking studio with a staff of six. The whole company had about 25 staff.

The studio manager was usually run ragged. A brilliant guy, very talented and continuously hard working. Able to pull rabbits out of a Mac. The kind of guy you want around in a crisis.

Every year that everyone could remember he'd missed his kids nativity play. And he hated himself for it. This year (1998) he'd cleared his diary, told all the agency and all the clients, and he was determined to attend his youngest son's nativity.

The morning of the play, there was some crisis (can't remember what) and, surprise, surprise, agency pressure forced him to stay late into the night and miss the play. He was seething and his wife was furious.

I was 23 at the time and a million years away from having kids, yet this affected me in quite a big way. I promised myself there and then that I would never miss my kids' nativity plays for work. Especially for a company or a client who didn't really care less about me.

I never really thought about that day afterwards. The studio manager had a breakdown the next summer. He was a director of the company.

When people talk about starting a business it can be for all sorts of reasons, money, fame, the challenge or a better way of life. I suppose you never really think about kids or starting a business until you've experienced it.

Fast forward eight years and I'm 'experiencing' both. Two of the founders at The Design Conspiracy have kids and for us the flexibility that brings is invaluable. And a thousand times more important than money, or awards or nice lunches. Even more important than my Technorati rating.

I have a friend who once told me he'd take a 50% pay cut if he could get home just one night a week to see his kids before bedtime. Mind you 50% of his salary is still pretty significant.

Today is my son's first ever nativity play and I'll be there. I guess that's what all this has been about.

You Witness

Yahoo! and Reuters have joined together to use amateur images in online news reports. It's called You Witness and it looks better than the graphic above would suggest.

Like all the best ideas it's so simple it feels like it must have been done ages ago.

2006 will probably be remembered as the year User Generated Content got taken seriously and I suppose You Witness is a good indication of UGC's maturity. Flickr (owned by Yahoo!) is the biggest and the best online photo site and Reuters is the most respected news wire service. That's a powerful mash up.

Guilty

I've been to innocent's office and they have a huge wall with empty smoothie bottles stuck on. Probably 50 or so bottles? All of these bottles are copies, imitations, rip offs.

Normally I would pass this off as flattery. A little bit of imitation in Outer Mongolia goes on, innocent are big enough to take it. If there is any serious issues lawyers can be called in.

But this.

This is a bloody joke. Read the full story here.

How It Works - Shopping On The Internet

This brilliant book has just arrived from eBay. It's called 'How It Works - Shopping On The Internet'

It's a parody that the BBC did. I can't seem to find a date. Sometimes these spoof things are just shit. Often very poorly done. But this one is really good, spot on.

Here are the Fathers of the Internet.

And this explains, in a really simple way, how the internet works.

I can think of several brands I could sell this book to.

Four thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire

So that was the day that was. Interesting wasn't it? Yes? No?

That was a typical day for me in so much as nothing typical happened, which is typical. I suppose my day can be very varied because as a Company Director as well as a designer I get to / have to do lots of other things as well as designing. I'm certainly not desk bound.

When I started this I wasn't trying to prove anything I just wanted to see a true day in my working life. However exciting, however mundane. These Day In The Life Things are almost always hackneyed, unfunny, devoid of all humility and down right made up. That wasn't. That was 13th December 2006.

If you're from Blue Peter and you're reading this in 2050, I've grouped the whole story under a category called Day In The Life. Category, I know, that's what we used to call them in 2006.

6.00

Two glasses of mulled wine later, that's it. I'm off home. That was an interesting day, wasn't it?

3.50

In The Hospital. Mulled wine and mince pies.

3.30

Have dealt with various emails, scheduled another meeting, spoken to the bank and one of our suppliers.

A client has just turned up and we're now going for a Christmas cup of tea. Or maybe something stronger.

2.20

Someone is here from Arjo Wiggins. They make paper. I've skipped that meeting, all that technical talk is a bit much for me.

April has just run out of the meeting room with all our obsolete paper swatches.

2.12

Sending costs over.

2.10

Tea made.

Ok folks. Seeing as you're still awake you can find the Flickr stuff here. I've just opened my post and found a lovely sprig of mistletoe from innocent. Ours is pinned above the desk of the best looking single girl in the office.

Another parcel has arrived containing a book by HG Wells called The Open Conspiracy.

Client has just rung, I need to send the costs over and we've arranged to meet on Tuesday. In Brussels.